today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
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NOOO NOW THERE IS NO ONE TO TELL JACE THAT HE’S NOT VALENTINE’S SON BECAUSE IF HE WAS VALENTINE WOULD HAVE TRIED TO CAPTURE HIM ON THE BOAT LIKE CLARY JACE IS RELATED TO THE INQUISITOR NOOOOOOO
okay my 13 year old brother and his 12 year old guy friend are sitting over on the sofa whispering about how they love each other and it’s so cute :’(
nOW THE 12 YEAR OLD IS TRYING TO LICK MY LITTLE BRO AND I JUST HEARD HIM SAY “LICK MY PENIS” THIS HAS ESCALATED
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“NO, HOMO!” I cry as my dear friend, Homo, ran into the burning building to save the orphans. He didn’t make it out alive. He will be dearly missed.
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what if we’re all characters in a book
WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING
guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough
I don’t want to know the ending.
The ending is your death.
well, the writer is a very shitty one
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if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
this website scares me
this website inspires me
two types of people
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